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aliveontuesday:

the-chubby-nerd:

Story time:
While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.
Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.
My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.
Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.
So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”
Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.
It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.
So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.
And he bursts out laughing.
Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.
I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

Your manager is a piece of shit.

aliveontuesday:

the-chubby-nerd:

Story time:

While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.

Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.

My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.

Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.

So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”

Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.

It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.

So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.

And he bursts out laughing.

Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.

I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

Your manager is a piece of shit.

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Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
Sylvia Plath (via hermionejg)

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andshegotthegirl:

blackourstory:

acceber74:

ebondandy:

bakethatlinguist:

peaceloveandafropuffs:

searchingforknowledge:

carlos-gadbois:

YES
YES
YES…..

THEY DONT TELL US THIS IN HISTORY CLASS THO. 

I’d watch a movie about this.

Stuff I never learned in school

Why the hell would they teach us about successful events of POC solidarity?

^^^^^Which is why there will never be a movie about it.

THAT is how you deal with racists, brothers and sisters.

The only way this would be made into a movie is if the KKK killed a ton of black people and maybe even the leader.

andshegotthegirl:

blackourstory:

acceber74:

ebondandy:

bakethatlinguist:

peaceloveandafropuffs:

searchingforknowledge:

carlos-gadbois:

YES

YES

YES…..

THEY DONT TELL US THIS IN HISTORY CLASS THO. 

I’d watch a movie about this.

Stuff I never learned in school

Why the hell would they teach us about successful events of POC solidarity?

^^^^^Which is why there will never be a movie about it.

THAT is how you deal with racists, brothers and sisters.

The only way this would be made into a movie is if the KKK killed a ton of black people and maybe even the leader.

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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waxmenagerie:

I had a vision… it comes with hugs.

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tigerxfang:

Iris Scott

tigerxfang:

Iris Scott

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iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix | Deleted Scene

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"what’s your sexual orientation"

riyoyukai:

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